Tuesday, June 21, 2011


Alright, so I'm currently reading City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare and I have to say, though I never particualrly liked Simon all that much, he is pretty funny. The first few pages had me laughing like an idiot. Perhaps it was the lateness of the night, but here are some lines my friend and I thought were laugh worthy:

 "Vampires have no business teaching children. Vampires are terrifying." 
"It's a joke Isabelle. He's the count. He likes counting. You know. "What did the count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies..." 
There's a rush of cold air as the door of the resturant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. "It's not realistic."
"What would you prefer? "What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villager, three helpless villagers..." 
((Chapter 1: Conversation between Simon & Isabelle about the Count from Sesame Street. Isabelle doesn't understand why they have a "vampire" teaching children how to count))

"So what was that all about?"  
"I think," Jace said, "that she asked if she could touch my mango."  
"She said that?"  
Jace shrugged. "Yeah, then she gave me her number." 
"White for Shadowhunters is the color of funerals," Luke explained. “ But for mundanes, Jace, it’ s the color of weddings. Brides wear white to symbolize their purity.”  
“I thought Jocelyn said her dress wasn’t white,” Simon said.  
“Well,” said Jace, “I suppose that ship has sailed.”  
Luke choked on his coffee.


Anonymous said...

lol I don't think it's just you...unless I'm just as sleep deprived as you are xD

Darth Serenity said...

haha well that's good to know :)

Delilah said...

LMFAO, I thought this was hilarious when I read the book. So yeah, it's not just you guys...although, there's always the possibility we're all crazy ;D

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